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Pissed Off Top-Ranked Starcraft 2 Player Finally Reveals...

Revealed: Top Diamond League player spills his guts to help bad players
learn how to dominate their opponents and skyrocket themselves into the
Diamond Leagues in just days...The exact strategies, build orders,
micros, macros, and secrets to overwhelming your opponents in record
time.

World's Best Starcraft 2 Strategy Guide Now Available for All Players -
Regardless of Current Skill Level!

Dear Future Starcraft 2 Champion,

I cant keep my mouth shut any longer Blizzard really screwed the pooch
with Starcraft 2. You see, I was in the beta from day one, and over the
course of Six Months and over 1500 games played, I learned one thing
for sure: Starcraft 2 multiplayer is a Freakin Nightmare!

Sure, the campaign isnt too hard, and its tons of fun to play, but once
youve finished the Terran campaign that shipped with Wings of Liberty,
theres nothing left to do except try your hand at multiplayer
competition.

This is where Blizzard really screwed up, and what makes me so hopping
mad.

Face it, unless youre willing to spend endless hours perfecting your
build order down to the MICROSECOND, youre not going to win against
these guys. And a game that you never win isnt very fun.

What The Crap Just Happened?!

Its funny I waltzed into my first few Starcraft 2 matches in the beta
with a big head. I used to stomp my opponents back in the late 90s, so
I figured that Starcraft 2 would be a cakewalk. Boy, was I wrong.

Six minutes into my first match was base was surrounded by Zerglings
and my command center was on fire and my army was decimated. I sat
there speechless, unable to do anything at all to defend myself. I was
left dumbfounded and wondering "What the crap just happened?"

Some snot nose kid who was in diapers when I was raping the Starcraft 1
ladders just handed me my own ass on a silver platter.

Oh Hell No!

Needless to say, I know how you feel I absolutely HATE losing at
anything I do. So over the course of 5 months and over 1500 games, I
was determined to dominate the diamond leagues, and thats exactly what
happened. I attacked the game hard because I got pissed off. I wasnt
about to let a single other stupid kid humiliate me again.

Eventually, the way things "worked" came to me. I tried every crazy
strategy I could come up with, and I figured out what really works, and
what doesn't in real-life games against real-life opponents.

The Difference is Knowledge - and Knowledge is POWER!

The difference between you and the guy who just slaughtered you isnt
anything but simple knowledge. He knows more about the game. He knows
more about the matchup. He knows more about the Units. He knows more
about the map.

But where do you go to get this knowledge? Blizzard's tutorials are
stupid - they're aimed at complete noobs. If you're already familiar
with the mouse and how to press buttons and you are able to tell a
Marine from an Ultralisk, then you aren't going to learn anything from
these. To their credit, they are really good for introducing people who
have never played PC RTS games before to the basic controls, but
there's nothing in there about strategy.

What about the other guides out there? Please, don't make me laugh!

Most of them were thrown together at the last minute by people who
barely played enough to learn the lingo. They bought a beta key off
eBay, hired some kid to write 100 pages of drivel, and slap a nice coat
of paint on it and call it an "Expert Guide". Yeah right.

A piece of crap in an Armani Suit is still just a piece of crap.

Actual Strategy From One of Those "Other Guides"

"As Protoss, build 5 Sentries, 10 Colossi, and a Mothership. Vortex
your enemy's army with your Mothership, surround the vortex with
forcefields from your Sentries. When the vortex ends, your Colossi will
destroy your enemy's army!"

Holy geeze! Seriously?

This strategy is just plain stupid. Good luck getting enough vespene to
tech up to Colossus AND Mothership... and what if your enemy massed
Mutalisks? A lot of good your Colossi will do there.

This is a perfect example of the "Sounds good on paper but would never
work in real life" strategies those other guides are littered with.

Sure, other guides have some decent pieces of advice here and there,
but you'll never become a better player using them.

Why?

It's simple. Other guides only tell you WHAT to do. You may learn a set
build order that works some of the time, but when you face an opponent
that doesn't follow the "standard" strategy, you'll have no idea what
to do.

I don't just teach you WHAT to do, I teach you WHY you need to do
certain things. Simply learning different build orders is only going to
get you so far, but if you really want to excel in the diamond leagues,
you need to be a student of the game.

Without understanding WHY you are doing something, then you will one
day face a completely unexpected situation, then your perfect little
planned out build order will crumble and youll suffer another
humiliating loss. Understanding the advanced theory of the game on top
of Step-By-Step build orders will make you a far better player in the
long run.

What About Replay Videos on YouTube?

Some of these videos can be good, and you can learn something from
them... if your in-game opponent does the same thing as the
video-maker's opponent did. Any schmuck can record himself going up
against a complete noob in the Bronze league using some idiot strategy
they came up with, and then making a video talking about how great the
strategy is.

With over 1500 games in the beta alone, (1455 of them in the Diamond
Leagues) I have "tested" some of these strategies you can find on
YouTube, and while some of them give you a good start, they don't touch
on many situations you will face from Diamond League players.

I have years of RTS experience under my belt, and there was no guide
like this for the games I was playing, but I sure wish there were. The
Ultimate Starcraft 2 guide transfers all of my knowledge to you, which
will save you months or even years of wallowing around in the gold
leagues learning the ins and outs of the game.

The Only Starcraft Guide You'll Ever Need

I've dedicated years of my life to helping gamers get better at the
games that they love. It's a personal passion of mine, and it gives me
great satisfaction when people tell me how much better they play now.

Everything I know about this game has gone into my Ultimate Starcraft 2
Guide. I've held nothing back - my goal is to make you into the best
possible Starcraft 2 player you can be, and this guide is exactly what
you need.

REAL Secrets and Strategies From a REAL Player

There is a difference between being a great SC player and being just
another schlub who gets beat as often as he wins. But, not every great
player can tell you what in the hell he does to win.

That's where I come in.

Not only can I win almost every time, I also know how to teach you what
I know. It's not just instinct, it's teachable knowledge, and that's
what this guide is: distilled awesomeness that you can drink in one
swallow at a time until you are completely devastating everyone in your
way.

Here's Just a Handful of the Killer Strategies You'll Learn:

A complete rundown of racial matchups - learn how to deal with each
race no matter which race you choose.

The most comprehensive strategic analysis you will find - know exactly
what to build and when, and make your opponent look like a noob.

Every unit in the game: their strengths, weaknesses, and HOW to use
them like a pro.

The one thing you MUST do in every game, but most players don't. Get
this right and your opponent won't stand a chance...

How to set up and expand your economy - get this wrong and it's lights
out every time!

Terran Strategies

Why you should laugh every time your opponent gets Dark Templar... page
31

How to embarrass anyone who techs to air units... page 34

How to be 6 pool and baneling proof... page 38

Zerg Strategies

How to cripple your enemy's economy from the first minutes of the
game... page 50

How to slaughter your opponent without losing a single unit... page 52

Overwhelm your opponent in the first 4 minutes... page 54

Protoss Strategies

Why you should never build Carriers... page 62

How to harrass any Zerg player into the dirt... page 68

How to annihilate the dreaded Marine/Marauder/Medivac build... page 71

...and so much more. You'll learn the strategies that pro players are
are using on you right now, with none of the worthless so-called
"techniques" that only look good on paper.

The World's Best Starcraft 2 Strategy Guide

My guide will help you win. That's really the bottom line here, isn't
it? Want to keep getting your ass handed to you? Walk away right now
and no one will have hurt feelings.

But, on the off chance that you want to be the one laughing while the
other guy wonders how the hell you just pwned him so hard, then THIS is
the guide you're looking for.

Nothing in the world can prepare you for the amount of carnage you will
inflict, and my guide is here to show you exactly how.

Totally Legal and Ethical

My techniques and tactics are so powerful that people have actually
accused me of hacking instead of simply typing "GG".

I can't even count the number of times my opponents have told me that
they were going to report me...

I can't guarantee that you won't be reported too, but don't worry about
being banned. My strategies have nothing to do with cheating, hacking
or anything unethical.

When the guy you just WTFPWNED starts crying in chat about you
cheating, just do what I do: Laugh and queue up your next fight!

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